Not long to go….

My flight leaves for Portugal in 12 hours. 12 hours and I cannot fr the life of me make my suitcase fit the sodding weight restriction. I've jettisoned 13 bottles of nail varnish, some sun cream and a Jilly Cooper and still the damn thing is sitting stubbornly at 28 kilos. Who the hell is able to survive for ten days with 25 measly kilos of luggage? It's not right. And I weigh miles less than the lads, that means that per person they are taking up more available weight than me. I don't think is at all fair and that smaller people with larger luggage needs, like myself, should be allowed a little leeway on the weight issue.

I've been spraytanned. I hope to god that she was telling the truth when she said that it turned out a nice even golden brown when you shower it off because currently I look like a darkly freckled space monster. It's a look that could most kindly be described as 'unusual'.

I'm going to need a holiday to recover from my holiday preparations. Still, at least I know what does and doesn't need to go in the little plastic bag at security, won't be making THAT mistake again.

Bon voyage folks, see you when I get home. Assuming I'm not languishing in Strangeways prison for trying to smuggle illegal quantites of Sure deodorant through Manchester airport of course.

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