Why Naomi Campbell is a twat

Is it me, or does the very important issue of blood diamonds and mass slaughter in Africa appear to have been somewhat overshadowed by the 5ft ten streak of walking ego that is Naomi Campbell? In most war crimes trials, the focus is on the person being accused and what they have done but in her usual style, Ms Campbell has managed to make it all about her. And some of what she’s saying is veers over the border from ‘silly’ to ‘absolute batshit madness’.

First there was getting her there in the first place. Now I’m sure that sitting about in a courtroom isn’t everyone’s idea of a fun afternoon out, all that due process and legalese must be as dull as ditchwater. But this guy is on trial for horrific war crimes so perhaps announcing to the court, in the tones of a teenager informed she has to spend the afternoon at Great- Auntie Grace’s 80th birthday party, “I didn’t really want to be here, obviously I just want to get on with my life, this is a major inconvenience to me”. Is that…is it….yes it is. That sound you can hear ladies and gentlemen, is the sound of the world’s tiniest violin playing for Naomi, a lament for the poor supermodel who had to rearrange her decleor facial just because some stupid people got themselves killed and mutilated. Who do they think they are? Do they not realise that Ms Campbell has a busy schedule? She has to…erm…well…do, like, loads of much more important things. I just can’t really think of any off-hand. Taking a look at her face though, I’d say the botox should hold up until she can get home. Still, nice to see she’s made the effort and put on her nicest, high necked, ivory “I didn’t knowingly receive dodgy gifts off a blood soaked nutjob’ dress. And not wanting to be there is NOT an excuse for turning up to court late. If it were, no court would ever run to schedule because very few people in there WANT to be there. Have a bit of respect you stupid mare this trial isn’t being run for your convenience.

Then there was her arrival. Everyone knew she was going to be giving evidence, everyone knew that the trial was being televised. So can anyone tell me WHY she insisted on getting a court order banning photographs being taken outside or inside the court house? Why? Her evidence was going to be broadcast to the world so what the hell difference does it make if someone gets a snap of her walking in? She even tried to get an order banning pictures being taken of her as she travelled across Holland on the way to trial and back but the judge had evidently decided enough was enough and announced that her writ didn’t stretch that far. Showing what seems to have been the first grain of good sense in this whole circus performance. The only reason I can think of for insistence on the photo ban is that her ego has finally managed to take over her entire cranium, cutting off the oxygen to the few brain cells she was graced with at birth and leaving her with no powers of reasoning at all. It’s a theory that would also explain why she’s a crap liar. First she knew nothing of any diamonds or Charles Taylor, next she got some ‘dirty stones’ and was sat next to him at dinner. Word in your shell-like Naomi – if someone was taking pictures, don’t bother to lie about it, you’ll just end looking like a dick. Or more of a dick than usual in your case.  Ironic too, that a woman who has spent her working years making huge amounts of money out of being photographed, has now developed such an aversion to the camera. If it weren’t for photographers she’d be just another ordinary person like the rest of us, probably not even able to afford a maid to throw things at or a fancy lawyer for when the air-rage takes over on the plane. And let’s be honest, it’s not so much Naomi that’s in danger from the photographers, it’s them from her. She after all has never been punched by a paparazzi, something that cannot be said in reverse.

Still, how can we have expected her to remember something as mundane as receiving a pouch of diamonds in the middle of the night from a group of blokes after sitting next to a rabid dictator at dinner? I mean Mia Farrow remembered but she’s probably got a really good memory or something and anyway, she woken up in the middle of the night and given presents ALL the time apparently, ‘I get concierges knocking on my door with gifts. It’s quite normal’. Absolutely love, happens to me ALL the time. I can never get a decent night’s kip in a hotel for burly men dropping off uncut gems at the door. But apparently ‘the diamonds were very small’ so of course that means they don’t count doesn’t it Naomi?

All in all, Ms Campbell doesn’t come out of this very well at all. She’s demonstrated a quite spectacular arrogance, both in refusing to come to trial and help the thousands who have lost family, have seen their kids trained as soldiers and introduced to amphetemines, who have been mutilated and also in assuming that she was the person that mattered most at this trial. She’s proven herself to be a woman who takes uncut diamonds off men she barely knows, and let’s be honest, she could have returned them couldn’t she? In fact she’s proved what she is, a pointless streak of ego whose arrogance has been allowed to run unchecked for so long that she now believes her own bullshit.

And you know what the saddest thing about this whole debacle is? That the trial was passing by largely unremarked by the world’s press until Naomi Campbell got involved and started her usual ludicrous antics. If it highlights the issue of blood diamonds and the mess that has been made in Liberia and Sierra Leone then at least something good will have come of it but it’s a sad state of affairs that it takes a twat like Naomi to make the world sit up and take notice of the atrocities that have gone on in Africa.

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16 Responses

  1. self-absorbed bitch is a better discription I think. I have never thought that she was any more beautiful than 75% of the rest of the female population.

  2. This woman is just angry and bitter and spoiled. Just proves that beauty doesn’t buy you a soul. I really despise this woman. I try to avoid hearing Naomi talk because she just ruins everything when she does she really should be seen and not heard!!

  3. I didn't either. And her attitude comes through in her face, which often makes her look really quite ugly. As for the comment that it's inconvenient, she really needs to take a look around the world and see what real inconvenience is because she's obviously had her head up her arse for so long she's forgotten what life is like for real people.

  4. She is isn't she? She's got no idea what life is like for your average person and what's more, she doesn't care. She prides herself on campaigning for women's rights yet shows utter disrespect for a trial that could put away a guy responsible for widowhood and rape on a mass scale. Seems it's only the women that are good for a photo opportunity and making her look charitable are of any importance to Ms Campbell. She is an utter waste of space.

  5. *applauds*

  6. well put………..

  7. Vicola:I read your post on Naomi Cambell and found myself nodding with many of your observations. Indeed it is frustrating when wealthy people seem oblivious to the plight of the poor. Just like your Harlot Sauce story about Madonna adopting a Malawian child, the blood diamond story illustrates that celebrities should use their power responsibly, to benefit others and not merely to satisfy personal whim.

  8. Good words Vicola. Naomi is plainly delusional.

  9. She's a totally vacuous waste of space and the fact that she felt that going to court was an inconvenience is just beyond me. An utter knobber.

  10. oh! oh! OH! I haven't even READ your post yet…just the title and I am already tingling all over!! I can't wait…to read…I will now… 🙂

  11. I'll add that when i lived in SA a guy I worked in close protection with told me (and I believe him) that Naomi, along with another well-known "super-model" was hired by a local Jewish businessman for whom he did some work apparently, to basically be a call girl for the w-end. It cost him half a million rand apparently (about £25 k) not sure if this was each or if it was a combo deal. But basically based on this if you called Naomi Campbell a stupid whore, you'd just be making a statement of fact.

  12. I want to "like" this so hard, but it's not Facebook. I'll yay instead.

  13. Inconvenient is having your arms hacked off by a collection of drug-fuelled lunatics, rendering you incapable of earning a living. It is not having to spend a few hours on a plane, a couple of nights in a 5 star hotel and having to make up some utter rubbish in front of a few people in suits and a judge. Besides which, it's her own fault. If she wasn't the sort of arrogant trollop that took diamonds off strangers in the middle of the night then she wouldn't be in this position now.

  14. I did have my suspicions. No one sends a little bagful of uncut diamonds to your room in the middle of the night because your dinner conversation was remarkable do they? No. Following the 'there's no such thing as a free lunch' rule, she'd obviously either done something or offered something. She can be as high and mighty as she bloody likes, fact is she's just a coat-hanger with legs and quite possibly a member of the world's oldest profession to boot. That does not make her better than the rest of us, a fact she'd do well to remember in future. Plus she's clearly a rubbish liar and not very bright.

  15. How politically correct of you…I still say Stupid Whore fits the bill…. 🙂 🙂

  16. Yeah – I was awestruck by her public demonstration of shallow sefishness… thank god I am not related to her, how painfully embarrassing to be wafted aloft as an excuse not to give evidence to such a morally essential court…

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